Well, I’m not sure how to begin this except by saying, “phew.” Friday LEAF left port ,around 7pm in my trusty little sailing vessel named appropriately “Amphitrite.” Yes I know it is bad luck to leave port on a Friday, so please don’t even start. About ten minutes into our overnight voyage to Hands Across the Sand, we noticed our first good omen for the trip, a delightful little waterspout. A delightful little waterspout you ask? Yes I’m being sarcastic. Tommy was excited being that this little gem was his first ever look at a real life funnel cloud, “just like the ones on Storm Chasers!” He exclaims. J
Now I have seen funnel clouds at sea and rarely worry too much, not because I’m brave, but because a sailboat is too slow to outrun or out maneuver a funnel so there is no need to think through any possible “what ifs.” I can simply just be at peace with the notion that I am not in control. Surrender…. And besides, our concern was not funnel clouds or even rain, but jamming on our boat offshore of an Oil Drilling protest scheduled for 12 noon the next day. We would have plenty of time to admire mother nature after we rocked out on Saturday, or so we thought. Mother nature instead had a little pop quiz in marine appreciation 101 planned for us just a few miles offshore.
After running, which means sailing in the same direction as the wind, offshore for about 8 miles, the squall hit. This particular squall was one of many that we were trying to weave through in the course of the evening. When it finally hit us, we felt it. Swoosh!!! The wind laid it’s palm on the mast and mainsail and the boat heeled over 45 degrees easily. A quick course change into the wind more and she stood back up straight almost attracted to the wind. I have learned through experience that my little sailboat loves wind, especially strong wind. With this course change, the wind swept the boat from right to left, and began to blow the quickly growing seas all over us. Sending all souls below, who could go below, I turned the boat back into a downwind run and pounded into solid 5-6 foot chop for five hours until we were close enough to shore to be in its lee. It was wet, and crappy.
It wasn’t the biggest storm I’d been in, nor the wettest, but it was somehow harder on me than any other storm. I never slept that night, not until we had reached a sheltered little spot called “one tree island” in Clearwater Bay. About an hour of sleep is all I could eek out in the incessant sticky heat, and my head began to hurt. JD was in pretty bad shape too, the rough night before combined with a minor seasickness left him in about as sorry shape as I. You see, in a storm you get all these little bruises from scrambling around the deck raising sails, tightening lines, and grabbing hold all in the pitch darkness. This isn’t deadliest catch where you can see the waves coming on a floodlight and head for cover. Here it is black. The waves just look like a darker shade of black, and when they hit you, you scramble to hold on. When you slip, you get bruised. And I slipped a lot!
With the sea being agitated, we decided that playing a concert on the ocean in a few hours was not going to happen. Just standing on sailboat in small swell can be a challenge due to the mast and keel acting as counterweights similar to a “weeble wobble.” Actually playing music and securing speakers and instruments to the deck with all of that motion going on would be pretty much impossible. So it is with pirate music, sometimes it doesn’t work out. Next time.




